the-anal-rapist:

*purposely drop something in front of my crush*

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oomshi:

umbreeons:

my vagina is tingling…this can only mean one thing…

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(Source: marrowack)

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jumpingjaverts:

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you got designer shades just to hide your face and you wear them around like you’re cooler than me and you never say hey or remember my name and its probably cause you think you’re cooler than me

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passthecocaine:

we wish you a merry christmas

we wish you a merry christmas

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and a happy new year

(Source: totaleclipseofthedick)

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twofingerswhiskey:

reichenbachtrip:

chaiteaprincess:

sofakeitsfox:

Remember when every girl wanted this phone

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yoo if you had this phone in 2005 you were the coolest bitch on the block

I didn’t know this was a thing. my dad had this phone.

then your dad was the coolest bitch on the block no exceptions

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